There are so many strange sexual slang words and phrases these days that it gets kind of confusing.

I have worked for escorts in London for a few years now so I am familiar with most of them. However, I know that a lot of the new girls at London escorts who are not familiar with some of the expressions. Tea bagging is one of the latest expressions that seems to have come across from America. It means to play your scrotum in someone’s mouth. It all sounds really weird to me, and makes me think of a bunch of American High School students.

We do date a lot of Americans here at London escorts. It seems that Americans have a real passion for escorts in London, and they think that we are the hottest girls in the business. What they don’t realize is that we operate to totally different standards than American escorts. American escorts are rather raunchy when compared to London escorts, and there are many things that they would consider doing but us girls at London escorts would not dream of doing.

I have always had a hard time figure out why Americans escorts seem to think it is okay to be so raunchy. When I visited Las Vegas a few years ago, the girls were dressed up in skin tight PVC suits, and I did not think that they looked nice at all. I have never seen London escorts go on dates looking like that, and to be honest, I don’t think that you will ever come across it. When London escorts go out on dinner dates, they always look nice and smart.

Another thing that I don’t like about American escorts is their portfolio photos. They are far too much and all of the girls that I have seen pose like adult models. I said to my boss at escorts in London that there is no way that he would get me to pose like that. His answer was that he did not want any of his London escorts to pose like that. It is kind of tough these days with all of the competition here in London, but I would still like to think of myself as a class London escort.

I am anxiously waiting for the next quirky expression to come across from the United States. To be honest, most of the time my friends and I at London escorts laugh at them. Who dreams these names up? Tea bagging seems to have been around for a long time but it was a new one on me until recently. Now, I am having problems drinking my Earl Grey in the morning as I cannot stop thinking about tea bagging. I wonder what the Americans can do with coffee.

Honestly, I dread to think, but I am going to go off and have a Cappuccino before it is too late. There is nothing wrong to indulge your sense once every so often, and I do love my early morning Cappucino. There is nothing like a coffee to walk you up.

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